A
- Available: at a theatre near you!
- Age: Getting older by the minute! D8
- Annoyance: Not on your life 8D
- Allergic: Nothing. I mean, I don't believe so. Although I
might be allergic to your face~ 8D
- Animal: Nothing in particular~ Aminals are kyut 8D
- Actor: Wherefore art thou, O Romeo!?
B
- Beer: Is an alchoholic beverage created by fermenting hops and yeast~
- Birthday/Birthplace: Two days ago~ Over there! *point!*
- Best Friends: Oh, you know~
- Body Part on opposite/SAME sex: One that isn't detachable D8
- Best feeling in the world: Glory~
- Blind or Deaf: I'm writing this sans eyes 8D
- Best weather: Hawt~
- Been in Love: WITH A STRIPPER!
- Been on stage?: All the world's a stage~
- Believe in yourself?: Certainly. I've been cloned before, you know?
- Believe in life on other planets: k.
- Believe in miracles: k.
- Believe in Magic: DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? WOOOAAH! IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART!? 8D
- Believe in God: k.
- Believe in Satan: k.
- Believe in Santa: Fat, red man in MY house!?
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: k.
- Believe in Evolution: k.
C
- Car: CANYONEROOOOOO~
- Candy: Floss.
- Colour: Geen.
- Cried in school: Wat?
- Chocolate/Vanilla: I'm a white-bread man D8
- Chinese/Mexican: Yuan and Pesos~
- Cake or pie: Kak.
- Countries to visit: Over there! Or Mars~
D
- Day or Night: Depends on the circumstaces of the situation. I mean, one cannot feasibly raid a drug compound in broad daylight.
- Dream vehicle: Your mum~
- Danced: With the Pope!
- Dance in the rain?: Have you forgotten singing?
- Dance in the middle of the street?: Like it's my job, son~
- Do the splits?: I'm not sure my hip joints would appreciate that

E
- Eggs: Just laid one. Thank you! ^ ^
- Eyes: For dinner.
- Everyone has: Quixotical bilocution of malodourous detritus.
- Ever failed a class?: Obedience school...D8
F
- First crush: Orange.
- Full name: C H A D
- First thoughts waking up: "Ugh...when did it get so light? D8"
- Food: Just ate, thanks 8D
G
- Greatest Fear: Your face! D8
- Giver or taker: Flip a coin, dear~
- Goals: GOOOOOOOOAL! GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! \(` `)/
- Gum: Is a tree.
- Get along with your parents?: YALP 8D
- Good luck charms: Isn't that a cereal?
H
- Hair Colour: Sultry Black~
- Height: Six foot, Zero inches~
- Happy: 8D!
- Holidays: Moar plz.
- How do you want to die: The Low G.
- Health freak?: Well, I mean I don't have an STD if that makes you feel better~
- Hate: IS A STRONG WORD BUT I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON'T LIKE YOOOUUU~
I
(In guys/girls)
- Eye colour: Not the black-eyed children D8!
- Hair Colour: Hair full-stop.
- Height: Somewhere between a cockroach and the Anwar Al-Dubai
- Clothing Style: Whatever your mum wears is fine by me~
- Characteristics: Quiescent, listless, and argute.
- Ice Cream: Too cold D8!
- Instrument: *cough* You know....those nes you buy at the shop with the tinted windows...
J
- Jewelry: On my teef!
- Job: For a Cowboy.
K
- Kids: Are frustratingly adorable~
- Kickboxing or karate: BYAHHH! D8<
- Keep a journal?: Lawl~
L
- Longest Car Ride: New York to Ohio takes a long time D8
- Love: Being a Lancashire DJ~
- Letter: شـ
- Laughed so hard you cried: YEH!
- Love at first sight: k.
M
- Milk flavour: Lawl, flavoured milk.
- Movie: Feelin' lucky....punk? D8
- Mooned anyone?: All day, every day.
- Marriage: Is the fourth sacrament of the Christian Holy Sacraments and was not instituted as such until the Council of Trent, if I remember correctly~
- Motion sickness?: I don't lean that way D8!
- McD's or BK: What? No Z's? D8
N
- Number of Siblings: 1
- Number of Piercings: 0
- Number: три
O
- Overused: Your mum~
- One wish: I need a magic lamp. kthx.
- One phobia: I'M A-SCARED OF THE DARK! D8
P
- Place you'd like to live: Atlantis.
- Pepsi/Coke: lolsoda.
Q
- Quail: Hey, me too! 8D
- Questionnaires: Fun! 8D
R
- Reason to cry: REASON TO LIIIIIIIVE!~
- Reality T.V.: Laaaaawl~
- Radio Station: Oi Radio!
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: k.
S
- Song: Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make ya dance! Play a little bit of techno; a little bit of trance. Play anything that you like, from Eric Brees to Paul Vay Dyke. Two turntables and a microphone, I'll play some house for your Auntie Joan. Around West Stanford, rock the place with a little bit of hardcore drum 'n' bass!~ <3
- Shoe size: This big! 8D |_____|
- Sushi: Is raw fish, cleaned and wrapped with other NOM foods in sweet vinegar rice~
- Skipped school: That would be a rather high hop D8
- Slept outside: With the Sasquatches~
- Seen a dead body?: Where!? 8D *pokes with a long pole*
- Smoked?: Only when on fire~
- Skinny dipped?: Doing that right now~
- Shower daily?: k.
- Sing well?: I can pretend~
- In the shower?: 8D!
- Swear?: On what?
- Stuffed Animals?: <3 Bakko <3
- Single/Group dates: Since when?
- Strawberries/Blueberries: One is red and the other is blue~ No straws are present D8
- Scientists need to invent: Me a third penis! D8
T
- Time for bed: Is it really? Night night 8D!
- Thunderstorms: Make my dog poop in the house D8
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Only if I detach it~
U
- Unpredictable: You wish D8!
- Under the influence?: Of myself~
- Understanding?: What?
V
- Vegetable you hate: Aubergine D8
- Vegetable you love: Broccolli 8F
- Vacation spot: Up your arse and around the corner 8D
W
- Weakness: BULLETS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS DX!
- When you grow up: I wanna be an astronaut 8D!
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: LolNoel~
- Who makes you laugh the most: Rush Limbaugh~
- Worst feeling: Squishy meat D8
- Wanted to be a model?: Needs moar plastic parts.
- Where do we go when we die: A really, really long queue.
- Worst weather: Cold D8
- Walk with a book on your head?: I can't read like THAT D8
X
- X-Rays: Give you cancer D8
Y
-Year it is now: 2009, 1430, 5769, or Heisei 21....depending on who you ask~
-Yellow: Reminds me of yooooouuuuu~
Z
- Zoo animal: C H A D
- Zodiac sign: The Agrarian Worker, Aries, Mesa, Mangala, Mars, Dragon...depending on who you ask~